Jokes and Sentiments

Here I am sharing a variety of jokes and other resources for you to use to finish your cards. I am not the original author of any of these jokes. I’ve simply compiled them and formatted them for easy use on cards. Each set of jokes is an easy to download and print PDF for personal use.

Please feel free to reach out to hello@jesscrafts.com with any other themes you would like to see.

Animal Jokes:

Cat Jokes

Dog Jokes

Zoo Animal Jokes

Dinosaur Jokes

Farm Animal Jokes

Ocean and Water Animal Jokes

Unicorn Jokes

Insect/Spider/Etc Jokes

Polar Animal Jokes

Outback Animal Jokes 

Holiday Jokes:

Valentine Jokes

St. Patty’s Day Jokes

Easter Jokes

Halloween Jokes

More Halloween Jokes

Thanksgiving Jokes

Christmas Jokes

Winter Jokes with Happy Holidays Message  

Seasonal Jokes:  

Winter Jokes

Spring Jokes

Summer Jokes

Autumn/Fall Jokes

Sports Jokes:

Basketball Jokes

Baseball Jokes

Soccer Jokes


Other Jokes:


General Jokes

More General Jokes

Pirate Jokes

Mermaid Jokes

Robot Jokes

Superhero Jokes

Outer Space Jokes

Rainbow Jokes

Ice Cream Jokes

Hunting/Fishing Jokes

Transportation/Vehicle Jokes

Resources for creating cards in Spanish:

Printable Christmas cards for coloring with Spanish messages from Spanish Mama

Printable jokes in Spanish of a general theme compiled by Jess Crafts

Tips for Writing Hero Mail:


Tips from Operation Gratitude

Tips from Operation We Are Here

Examples from A Million Thanks


How to finish cards that require sentiments:

Tips for Writing Hero Mail (Cards for Troops):

I will continuously update this page with more jokes so be sure to bookmark it and check back.